
1.) Cards come from John McCain's state. John McCain lost, and now so will his cards.
2.) The lucky streak has to end sometime.
3.) Steelers can knock people out of the game (i.e. McGahee), so the birds better fly fast, or get carted out on a stretcher.
4.) Because that crazy man at the bar says its a conspiracy!
Enough said.
Addition:
5.) Because Kurt Warner doesn't want his family (with seven children, I can't imagine) to get a puppy (full story here)