BAPTISM AT PRO BOWL FESTIVITIES LEADS TO MEDICAL NIGHTMARE?

Boys will be boys. Boys will throw each other in the pool. In this situation, the boys are Peyton Manning, Nick Mangold, Kris Dielman, and the throwee is Jay Cutler. Everyone who has ever witnessed a Broncos football game will know that Cutler has type 1 Diabetes. So who would think that he would have his blood sugar monitor in his pocket before sending him flying into a pool?

The culprits, Manning, Mangold, and Dielman managed to save his cell phone, but apparently has never watched a Bronco's game and didn't realize that Cutler might have some of his medical equipment on him in Hawaii. It was done all for fun, and not to beat up the one who can't fight back. As Dielman stated, "We gave him a Pro Bowl baptism."

Apparently Cutler took it pretty well because he didn't try to get any of the culprits back... yet. For those Broncos fans, do not fret, he now has a new blood sugar monitor and he will be just fine.

Aside from this being a random story, and a little funny how it turned out (especially for the culprits with the "oops" or "oh $%@*" reaction they had). However, reading this from MJD's Shutdown Corner on Yahoo! Sports, his comments on the story were even more entertaining:

"If I was him, I would have started faking stomach cramps and pretending to lose my eyesight, while screaming that I could die without my monitor. But that's just me, and I like to teach people lessons that will stick for a lifetime."

My kind of person ;)

Jaclyn Kahn

DONOVAN MCNABB ALWAYS HAS THE LAST LAUGH

Yes, the Philadelphia Eagles lost to the Arizona Cardinals. No, it was not a dream. But this article isn't about the game that took place last Sunday, although it involved a Quarterback and two unruly (and unintelligent) fans.

Apparently 2 Arizona Cardinal fans had too much fun with McNabb's house in Arizona. Not once, not twice, but three times, these two idiots vandalized McNabb's house, trying to be "funny." Well, maybe not funny, but McNabb thought the joke was somewhat funny, until it went too far. The first prank was leaving an Arizona Cardinal's flag in a tree on Donovan McNabb's property. Apparently McNabb thought it was pretty funny, and he even left it in his tree. The second prank was when the two Stooges came back to McNabb's residence, leaving a cardboard box that said "Go Cards" and "Beat Philly." At this point I'm sure McNabb was probably hoping he could back his car out onto these two persistent jerks.

It was the final prank that did them in. Well actually, it was the second. Let me explain: the third prank involved these two Cards fans to burn phrases into McNabb's lawn. Phrases such as "Go Cards", "Go Kurt", and "I <3 AZ" were all burnt into the grass. At this point, these pranks are going too far into property damage. I know that McNabb seems like a nice guy, especially for putting up with 3 pranks instead of blowing steam at the first one, but enough is enough. That and I doubt these two pranksters would be able to take McNabb, I don't doubt his physical toughness. Anyway, these 2 Cards fans might not have been found if it hadn't been for the cardboard box that they left during the second prank, which had one of the pranksters full names and full address on it. Smart. Very Arizona-like. To quote the Sergeant, Joe Favazzo, who worked on the case, he said they “did about a five-second investigation," until the full name and addressed were found. Once they found the first Cards fan, the second one came out into the open as well. Both pranksters are now arrested, and good riddance.

It seems as though Donovan McNabb had the last laugh.

Jaclyn Kahn