The newest big hoopla about T.O. is him not showing up to the voluntary practice camp the Buffalo Bills began yesterday. When I first heard the news, I was not really interested, I mean who would want to go to a voluntary training camp? I know he seems egotistical already, but I wouldn't go because I would be way too lazy. But that's why I don't play sports...
Anyway, I found this at www.buffalorumblings.com and thought it was pretty funny.
Enjoy:
"In true Letterman fashion, the Buffalo Rumblings community presents the TOP TEN REASONS T.O. IS A NO-SHOW!
#10. T.O. is currently recovering from an emergency tonsillectomy after a rogue popcorn hull lodged itself in his throat.
#9. T.O. still can't believe that he actually signed with the Bills. He decided not to show up in case he dreamed the whole thing.
#8. T.O. is currently finalizing plans to co-star with Jeff Garcia in a reality television show entitled 'Little T mocks a jobless former teammate'. (Garcia: "Hey, it pays.")
#7. T.O. is busy stealing all 'HARDY 81' jerseys from Buffalo-area merchandise stores and coloring out the name with a Sharpie he pulled out of his sock.
#6. T.O. and Randy Moss are recuperating thumb injuries after having a 'txt war' over which receiver is the 'real 81'.
#5. T.O. is making his way around the US auditioning blond celebrity girlfriends for Trent Edwards.
#4. T.O. is currently working out with nearly half of Buffalo's roster in his driveway. They can't imagine where the hell that Trent Edwards is, but boy, is that guy a bad teammate.
#3. T.O. was under the impression that the Bills practiced once per year in Toronto. Hearing news that Toronto now wants a second game, he stayed in Canada. Just in case.
#2. T.O. forgot to set the alarm in his hyperbaric chamber.
#1. T.O. thought voluntary workouts were voluntary."
Jaclyn Kahn
