TOP TEN (LETTERMAN STYLE) TAKE ON VOLUNTARY CAMP PRACTICE

The newest big hoopla about T.O. is him not showing up to the voluntary practice camp the Buffalo Bills began yesterday. When I first heard the news, I was not really interested, I mean who would want to go to a voluntary training camp? I know he seems egotistical already, but I wouldn't go because I would be way too lazy. But that's why I don't play sports...

Anyway, I found this at www.buffalorumblings.com and thought it was pretty funny.
Enjoy:

"In true Letterman fashion, the Buffalo Rumblings community presents the TOP TEN REASONS T.O. IS A NO-SHOW!

#10. T.O. is currently recovering from an emergency tonsillectomy after a rogue popcorn hull lodged itself in his throat.

#9. T.O. still can't believe that he actually signed with the Bills. He decided not to show up in case he dreamed the whole thing.

#8. T.O. is currently finalizing plans to co-star with Jeff Garcia in a reality television show entitled 'Little T mocks a jobless former teammate'. (Garcia: "Hey, it pays.")

#7. T.O. is busy stealing all 'HARDY 81' jerseys from Buffalo-area merchandise stores and coloring out the name with a Sharpie he pulled out of his sock.

#6. T.O. and Randy Moss are recuperating thumb injuries after having a 'txt war' over which receiver is the 'real 81'.

#5. T.O. is making his way around the US auditioning blond celebrity girlfriends for Trent Edwards.

#4. T.O. is currently working out with nearly half of Buffalo's roster in his driveway. They can't imagine where the hell that Trent Edwards is, but boy, is that guy a bad teammate.

#3. T.O. was under the impression that the Bills practiced once per year in Toronto. Hearing news that Toronto now wants a second game, he stayed in Canada. Just in case.

#2. T.O. forgot to set the alarm in his hyperbaric chamber.

#1. T.O. thought voluntary workouts were voluntary."

Jaclyn Kahn