That's right! There's another redneck family that is just as screwed up as the ex-boyfriend of Bristol Palin and her crazy clan. And this time it's a baseball family!!
The first offender begins with the "star" himself. Joba (Jabba the Hut) Chamberlain was in the news a little while back for getting a DUI and making New Yorkers look stupid, drunk, and rude. But now, his mother is in the news... and for the exact same reason as Levi Johnston's mother was a few months ago: Meth.
Joba's mommy, Jacqueline Standley, was arrested after allegedly trying to sell some meth to an undercover cop in Nebraska. Now that she is jail, maybe she should get in touch with Levi's mommy. At first thought, I could see why she was selling meth in Nebraska; there's absolutely nothing to do. Do they even get New York Yankee games televised there? You would think Joba would have the decency to shack his mom up in some apartment near the stadium, or in the vicinity of New York where there is some form of civilization. However, looking at both mothers' situations, "I live in the middle of nowhere and resorted to selling meth" contest. If I lived in Alaska, I might have helped Johnston out with that.
When asked about his mother, Chamberlain stated: “You’ve only got one mom, man, and you’ve got to be thankful for her,” he said. “I still love her.” Yeah, that's cool and all but why don't you show your thankfulness by helping her out so she doesn't have to resort to selling drugs. How much do you make? If it's any amount in the millions you are a horrible son, along with being a horrible pitcher for a horrible team.
Cheers.
(P.S. if you want to see where Chamberlain's good looks came from, I advise clicking on the link above)
Jaclyn Kahn
2 comments:
What a family! I guess if you live in Hickville, USA (no offense to the Long Island people:p), you need something to get you through your days. Nice article!
wats with that shit joba wearng?
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