It might not come as a shock to you which team is the most valuable and which team is the most worthless. And these terms are talking about how much revenue the team has collected. So, let's have you guess which team is the most valuable.No, it is not the Patriots.
No, it is not the Colts.
Obviously it is neither the Jets or the Bills.
The most valuable team is (drum roll please): The Dallas Cowboys, reaping a total of $1.65 BILLION dollars. I feel like I'm the guy from those lottery commercials. Again, I want to point out that this doesn't mean the Cowboys are the best performing team: as of now, they are currently ranked (offseason)14th in the league. So let's call them a step above mediocre.
Here are the rest of the top five most valuable teams, which was decided by Forbes. Notice where these teams are located, because I bet location has a lot to do with earnings.
2. Washington Redskins
3. New England Patriots
4. New York Giants
5. New York Jets
Okay, so now let's have you guess which team is the most worthless, and by worthless, not the crappiest team in the NFL but the one that earns the least amount of money.
No, it's not the Bills (you jerk!)
No, it's not the Lions, Tigers or Bears (oh my!)
And no, it's not the Rams either.
The most worthless team is... the Oakland Raiders, a team which is currently ranked as the third worst NFL team in the league. Has to make all other teams (except the Rams and Lions... and Bills) feel better.
So if your team hasn't been mentioned as the most worthless, you can breathe a sigh of relief that your team might not be heading anywhere, like the dumpster. However, if you are a fan of one of the bottom five teams (which I will list below), you may want to up how much you spend at the stadium or on your favorite team's merchandise, or find a new team to root for. Me? I've already found one (just in case).
28. Detroit Lions
29. Jacksonville Jaguars
30. Atlanta Falcons
31. Minnesota Vikings (Note: This might change. Read "And Which Jersey Will You Buy?")
Jaclyn Kahn
3 comments:
A lot has to do with their stadiums too. The Raiders play in an absolute dump. The Cowboys, well, have that new unfriendly to punts stadium, haha.
And I like how you added a new team called the Tigers, haha...
How bout 'em Cowboys!
ugh the cowboys.. hope romo is more successful with his blonde bimbos than with his playoff hopes.
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