Monday, February 16, 2009
"JUST WIPE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR PANTS, MAN."
"Just wipe your hands on your pants, man. It's not like you're on your way to church or something." -MJD's Shutdown Corner
Because there is so little to report in the NFL at this moment in time, the only stories that are really interesting (at least to me) are the ones where football players are getting into trouble. Must be because they don't have anything constructive to do.
The latest debacle was created by the Steeler's kicker, Jeff Reed. Although I find it odd that a player from the Super Bowl Champions got into some trouble earlier than others, it's still pretty funny and stupid simultaneously.
So what did Reed do? Reed was cited for disorderly conduct and criminal mischief, all because a convenience store's bathroom he was at had an empty paper towel dispenser. That's right. No paper towels makes Reed an angry boy. The state trooper who gave Reed the citation stated, “Reed caused damage to a towel dispenser as he was infuriated at the fact that there were no towels in it."
Come on! Every convenience store in the United States should be stocked with paper towels and ready to go, ESPECIALLY if it's a convenience store in Pennsylvania! When Super Bowl Champions are on the loose, you better make sure everything is to their liking, or they are going to rip apart your place of business. Or just the paper towel dispenser. So moral of the story is to make sure everything is in perfect condition so that stunts like this don't even happen again! Or maybe football players need constructive activities to occupy themselves so they don't start becoming destructive.
As MJD said: "And that's just one alternate solution. Maybe wipe your hands through your hair, because it's not like you can make it look worse."
Jaclyn Kahn
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2 comments:
"Don't you know who I am?!? I'm Jeff Reed!"
Waiting for your Marshawn Lynch post.
not going to happen until i find out he's innocent!
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